the truth*

This whole car thing is really not working out.  How do people actually do this?  3 weeks in a car has been a continuous lesson in unqualified failure.  I have spilled at least a gallon of coffee on my body…out of sheer boredom…just for something to do!  You have to work with what you have on hand, right?  Fortunately I don’t keep a handgun in the glove box.  I probably wouldn’t be writing this.  The good news?  The Doctor, when I saw him this week and relayed my distress about being stuck in a car, told me “don’t worry, in two more weeks you’ll be able to drive again!”  I have been driving ever since I did this…I don’t want to drive!  I want my bike back!   I can’t take much more of this.  I am thinking that it is time to break out something nice and light, like the Supermoto, and when he says I can drive, I’ll be riding.  Screw this car thing.  It might slow the healing on the shoulder, but it least it’ll give my coffee burn wounds time to scab over!

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