…you aren’t the first person this idea has occurred to, alright?  So don’t get pissed at me because they are all sold out (weeks ago)!!  NEWS FLASH:  A bunch of other people came in and bought them all!  Until a few months ago most of the scooters I carried were sitting around collecting dust while your fat-ass sported around in a damned SUV–now (suddenly?) when the price of gas goes up, you come running. 

Don’t worry.  Most of the scooters that have already been sold will be back on the market soon.  The people who bought them will be desperately trying to peddle them because (A.)  When it rains they get wet.  (B.) the people in cars (seem like they) are trying to KILL them, or (C.) the price of gas will go down to a tolerable level and they will break out their SUVs again!